1. Arial gives her iPod to have 2 legs.2. Katie Holmes is saved from eternal damnation by the under-ice god of Scientology.
3. Shadow models having iGasms.
4. A warning depicting my worst and most unfounded fear: iPods explode and maim in work-out/sweat short-circuit malfunctioning disaster catastrophe.. death.
5. Your comment/suggstion below.
